I'm Just A Little Bit Caught In the Middle

Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:26:14 -0400

Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3

sorryforpartybarackin: well its getting late looks at watch time to go hate myself

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:46:38 -0400

sorryforpartybarackin:

well its getting late *looks at watch* time to go hate myself

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:45:48 -0400

One time when I was twelve I posted a video on YouTube of me singing 1985 by bowling for soup and I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:41:25 -0400

One time when I was twelve I posted a video on YouTube of me singing 1985 by bowling for soup and I don’t eVen SiNG.
Ps it’s long gone so don’t bother looking.

morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:31:25 -0400

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

despairludenberg: the-fandoms-are-cool: urbanfuck: my mother must be so proud of her lazy,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:31:03 -0400

despairludenberg:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

oh man wow

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:23:14 -0400

rneerkat: i think my calf muscles have turned into full grown cow muscles

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:22:51 -0400

rneerkat:

i think my calf muscles have turned into full grown cow muscles

gaksdesigns: Tattoo artist Peter Aurisch

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:21:16 -0400

gaksdesigns:

Tattoo artist Peter Aurisch

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:28:57 -0400

so-relatable-blog: Most relatable posts here!

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:28:23 -0400

so-relatable-blog:

Most relatable posts here!

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:27:24 -0400

Seems to be getting emotional tonight guys I’d better go before I get real bad.

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:21:43 -0400

Seems to be getting emotional tonight guys I’d better go before I get real bad.

I don’t miss you but I do kinda miss having someone to tell me...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:20:55 -0400

I don’t miss you but I do kinda miss having someone to tell me cute things like this.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:00:32 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:59:31 -0400

shaggydoge: this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:58:47 -0400

shaggydoge:

this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:58:17 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:57:20 -0400

highfunctioningdarklordofall: farwin: hoplophilia: Dragon’s...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:57:14 -0400

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth