if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue
I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this
Jon rip them boys a new asshole
See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.
I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
Alright cool, so now that I’m settled back in from my Atlanta trip, it’s a good time to show you guys what I’ve been doing in my free time. I’m opening an Etsy store to sell some of my drawings, like the ones shown. If you’re interested in them, check it out. :) I’ve got most of the top 12 corps up & am working on more.
If I learned anything at all 2nite it’s that
1.) semen is gluten and lactose free (the more u know)
2.) my friends are hella protective of me