foxnewsofficial:

nice of people to stop murdering with steam in the year 2000

(Source: skunkbear)

cherrycokeflow:

what if instead of obsessing over musicians and actors, we stalked scientists and we knew all their names and faces and ran screaming after them in the street begging for an autograph and practiced physics and chemistry hoping to impress our crushes

(Source: shitsprinkle)

if you ever think i spend too much time talking about stupid problems please don’t because i’m probably just using that as an avoidance tactic 

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

image

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

(Source: neoncircus)

rubyroserick asked:
you can be the sexy cactus i just want us to be a group of thugy ass plants in a boyband ; a plantband hella

I don’t know if I could actually pull that off tbh


(Source: thats-so-raven)

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND


tamorapierce:

owning-my-truth:

rubyvroom:

Sorry for the extremely lengthy post on your dashes but this is so important

SHARE THIS!

Don’t let them get away with this.  Share the tumblr; share the information. If we can’t trust even the state government, let’s go to the federal.  JUSTICE FOR MIKE BROWN AND FERGUSON.


paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy


this is my life

(Source: rapmonsters)

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”